That’s right. I’ve tried just about everything, and I’m still fat. I’ve decided to just be fat. Whatever. And old. I just had my 60th birthday. Sixty is old. Old and fat. Fat and old.
On the upside, I’ve completed all my classes and am now officially all but dissertation (ABD). I hope to complete my oral defense by December. My goal has always been to be a doctor the year I turn 60. I’m still on track.